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and then tell a joke. The number

of the saved joke (1 through 10)

will display on the LCD. A maxi-

mum of 10 jokes can be saved.

(After that, you’ll have to engage

a body part we’ll hereafter refer to

as your brain.)

When you save the eleventh joke,

the first saved joke will be deleted

so the last joke may be added. If

you try to save a joke that’s

already been saved, Jackie will

tell you it’s not allowed (because

it’s already in there, you knuckle-

head) and short sheet your bed.

Replaying Saved Jokes

Press the ENCORE JOKE button to

replay the saved jokes. You’ll start

at the first saved joke and contin-

ue to the tenth joke, if you have

that kind of time. After the tenth

joke, you’ll start over with the

first joke. Eventually, you’ll get

back to whatever it is you’re sup-

posed to be doing.

Deleting all of the Saved Jokes

Press the SAVE JOKE and ENCORE

JOKE

buttons at the same time for

three seconds to delete all the

saved jokes. Pressing the RESET

button will also delete all of the

saved jokes. When the saved jokes

are all deleted, it would be a good

idea to take pen in hand and jot

down your memoirs.

Setting the Volume

You may set the volume of the

unit only while a joke is being

played. Press the PLUS (+) button

to increase the volume and the

MINUS (-) button to decrease the

volume (bet you could’ve figured

that out, eh, mate?)

There are five loudness levels,

where one is the softest and five is

the loudest. Each level is dis-

played on the LCD as two dashes,

so Level One shows as “- - ,”

Level Two as “- - - - ,” on up to

Level Five as “- - - - - - - - - -.” So

... it follows that eight dashes is

Level Four.

Isn’t it funny that you may need

the calculator to figure out how

loud the calculator is?

The incredibly unique “What?”

Function

Pressing the WHAT? button will

p l ay one of Jackie’s 84 silly

sounds or sayings. None will

repeat until all are playe d, or

they’ll be sent to bed without din-

ner. While the sound is playing,

you may press any button to turn

it off, or simply run out of the

room. Pressing the REPLAY button

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